Article: How to make it big in women’s sumo… eat 5,000 calories a day | Mail Online.
Ensuing conversation:
Jamie: “Awesome, that’s the way to handle it!!”
Bro-In-Law: “What?”
Jamie: “When you’re a 448 lb woman, become a sumo wrestler”
Bro-In-Law: “Yeah, when life gives you lemons…”
Jamie: “You squish the fuck outta those lemons”
Bro-In-Law: “Yes. In your tiny napkin underwear”
lmao. YESSSSS
O.M.G. it was ridonk at my sis and bro-in-laws house – this was crackin’ us up <3