I'm 33 now. I still love cupcakes and dinos. I still don't love pants. 2013 should be freakin' amazeballs.
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I say “Ashtanga”, you say “What?”
I have decided to embark on a journey. And I have no idea where it ends, or what’s waiting for me when I get there. Except maybe some sweet bendy contortionist moves. Back when I had my stroke (18 months … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
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Hi there. I’m not dead.
Despite what you may be thinking, I’m still here. It’s been a bit weird in my corner of the universe lately. And since I don’t exactly have permission to talk about the thing that’s been occupying my time…well…I just haven’t … Continue reading
Florida Woman Shot By Oven While Trying to Make Waffles…No, REALLY. THIS HAPPENED.
This jewel caught my eye this morning as I was reading up on the nasties people had to says about last night’s Oscar’s ceremony (honestly, the day-after smack talk is my favorite part of the whole thing) And I snorted … Continue reading
Posted in Guest Love, WTF
Tagged behavior, Film Drunk, florida, Guns, humor, Oscars, Waffles, WTF
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It’s Friday. Welcome to Meme Town.
Today is the first day this week I haven’t had to wake up and hit the ground running. So I am taking my sweet ass time with some coffee, news and giggles this morning. I haven’t even started the dryer … Continue reading
Spring 2013: The Season of the Brains
How is it that I’ve fallen into this routine of blogging, like, 3 days in a row, once a month?? Sigh. Just another sign that Spring is nigh I’m afraid. Spring around here is when I wear earplugs to keep … Continue reading
Posted in Look What I Can Do
Tagged AT&T, coffee, employees, fence, humor, Peanuts, PigPen, Speaking Spanish, Spring, Switchboard Operator, work
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Go home kitten, you are drunk.
Barley isĀ tanked. After going to the vet to get spayed, Bar came home on a 48 hour pain relief shot. She also has a cone that she hates so much it makes her walk backwards. Nonetheless, I’m exploiting my kitten’s … Continue reading
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Budgeting Like a Boss: Aspirin Masks for a case of the Lovelies
So we just recently discussed my being poor and making stuff so I can still be a fancy lady in my post about the amazing Thyme TonerĀ - well guess what my most favorite frankensteins!?! That toner has a compadre and … Continue reading
Posted in Budgeting Like A Boss
Tagged aloe vera, aspirin, babies, blemish, Budget, Castles, cheap, clear skin, DIY, exfoliate, humor, Jimmy Choo, mask, Roomba, Thyme, thyme toner, Toner
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Budgeting Like A Boss: Epic Thyme Skin-Clearing Toner
I make a lot of my own stuff because I’m poor. Like laundry detergent, fabric softener, body wash, deodorant, conditioner, cough syrup, and brewin’ the amazingness that is Kombucha. But I recently stumbled upon (and slightly adapted) a recipe from … Continue reading
Posted in Budgeting Like A Boss
Tagged Acne, Acne Fighting, Apple Cider Vinegar, breakouts, Delighted Momma, DIY, Face Care, humor, natural, Skin Care, Skin-Clearing, Thyme, Toner
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Pearls of Wisdom from Jamie & Delma: Willy Wonka was evidently a perv…
You guys know how I love my Delm-o. And how amazingly funny her texts are. In fact, here just recently we spent 12ish hours losing our minds over a Lost Girl marathon and texting away with maximum snark. It was … Continue reading
Posted in WTF
Tagged Delma, friends, humor, Lost Girl, Sci-Fi, snozzberry, succubus, SyFy, willy wonka
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