Tag Archives: animals

It’s Almost Art: Study in Kitten Man-Eating Nap Technique

Barley kitten likes to chew on people to the point of exhaustion. I like to take pictures of my cats. Hence – A Study in Kitten Carnivorous Nappery. You’re welcome. Oh, and that’s my sweater-wrapped hand that she’s devouring… Adorable … Continue reading

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Chicken Stock is the Gateway Drug for Straight-Up Food Comas

This may seem pretty rand-o, considering my lengthy blog-pause. I’m sure you’re thinking, “Really? You come back at me with broth?” To which I reply, “Yeah, duh. A.D.D.???” It’s been a crazy month and I’ve been craving comfort foods. Most of … Continue reading

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The Monday Montage is now a thing.

It’s Monday. I’m too tired to talk. Just like last Monday, when I utterly (joyfully) spoiled myself by writing non-sentences on pictures. We are now doing this every Monday. You’re welcome. Later Alligator ;-D XOXO ~ J~

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Complete sentences are for awake people.

It’s Monday. I’m too tired to talk. So montage. Because sleepy. (insert cave-lady grunt here) *Yawn* grumble-grumble….sniff (turns over). G’nights. XOXO

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“I Could Never Get The Hang of Thursdays”: Weekly Damage Assessment

Thursday is my Monday. Shit ALWAYS goes down on Thursday. And this is one of the major reasons I love Douglas Adams – because he feels me on this one, and penned such a clever phrase!! So here’s the shit … Continue reading

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We like to pretend we live in Dwell Magazine

Benjamin and I love interior design magazines. And by love, I mean we LURVE them. Whilst simultaneously acknowledging that we paid way too much for a magazine full of crap we can’t afford based on homes in cities where the … Continue reading

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Life lesson 5,237: You should always wear pants while riding in the car.

Welcome to  “The Thirty Year Old Me’s” first guest post on I Thought This Would Be Easier blog!! The creator of this magnificent prose is Elyse and she’s not just being funny for the sake of guest posting, so don’t forget … Continue reading

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North Denton Search & Rescue: Rabbit Patrol

Some of you may already know that Benjamin and I found a nest of baby bunnies in our backyard on Sunday. They were SO tiny, they hardly had any fur on the first day and were just sort of gray … Continue reading

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So tomorrow’s a new day right? A different day? Promise?

Aaargh. I feel muy terriblé. I went for my follow up MRI’s today. Of my brains. To make sure the old brain hole is aging properly, and that there’s no new brain holes. And my body staged a coup while I … Continue reading

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Tales From the Weird Kid: “You can’t, my dog’s dead…”

I have an….interesting…sense of humor. And evidently I have since I was about three years old. I started talking when I was one. In complete sentences. Just out of the blue – BAM – I’m talkin’. I wish I could … Continue reading

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