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Tag Archives: animals
Chicken Stock is the Gateway Drug for Straight-Up Food Comas
This may seem pretty rand-o, considering my lengthy blog-pause. I’m sure you’re thinking, “Really? You come back at me with broth?” To which I reply, “Yeah, duh. A.D.D.???” It’s been a crazy month and I’ve been craving comfort foods. Most of … Continue reading
The Monday Montage is now a thing.
It’s Monday. I’m too tired to talk. Just like last Monday, when I utterly (joyfully) spoiled myself by writing non-sentences on pictures. We are now doing this every Monday. You’re welcome. Later Alligator ;-D XOXO ~ J~
Posted in Adventures, Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Ben & Jamie Convos, Epic Fails, Who? Me?, WTF
Tagged 2012, animals, behavior, Benjamin, Dinosaur, friends, humor, kitties, like a boss
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Complete sentences are for awake people.
It’s Monday. I’m too tired to talk. So montage. Because sleepy. (insert cave-lady grunt here) *Yawn* grumble-grumble….sniff (turns over). G’nights. XOXO
Posted in Adventures, Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Ben & Jamie Convos, Epic Fails, Who? Me?, WTF
Tagged 2012, About me, animals, babies, behavior, Benjamin, books, doctor, family, friends, halloween, health, hocus pocus, humor, jolly rancher, jolly roger, kitten, Love, pirates, pityriasis rosea, zombie
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“I Could Never Get The Hang of Thursdays”: Weekly Damage Assessment
Thursday is my Monday. Shit ALWAYS goes down on Thursday. And this is one of the major reasons I love Douglas Adams – because he feels me on this one, and penned such a clever phrase!! So here’s the shit … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Epic Fails, Who? Me?
Tagged animals, babies, denton, health, humor, Izzy, nephew, outside, poop, stroke, Thursday, work
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We like to pretend we live in Dwell Magazine
Benjamin and I love interior design magazines. And by love, I mean we LURVE them. Whilst simultaneously acknowledging that we paid way too much for a magazine full of crap we can’t afford based on homes in cities where the … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Stuff I do...Or like...Or think about
Tagged animals, Benjamin, denton, Dwell, home, humor, interior design, pirates
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Life lesson 5,237: You should always wear pants while riding in the car.
Welcome to “The Thirty Year Old Me’s” first guest post on I Thought This Would Be Easier blog!! The creator of this magnificent prose is Elyse and she’s not just being funny for the sake of guest posting, so don’t forget … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, Epic Fails, Guest Love
Tagged animals, family, humor, outside, pants, pets, The Thirty Year Old Me
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North Denton Search & Rescue: Rabbit Patrol
Some of you may already know that Benjamin and I found a nest of baby bunnies in our backyard on Sunday. They were SO tiny, they hardly had any fur on the first day and were just sort of gray … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, Learning stuff is muy bueno, Stuff I do...Or like...Or think about, Wimbledizzy & Friends
Tagged animals, babies, Benjamin, denton, health, Izzy, outside, Texas, Wimbledon
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So tomorrow’s a new day right? A different day? Promise?
Aaargh. I feel muy terriblé. I went for my follow up MRI’s today. Of my brains. To make sure the old brain hole is aging properly, and that there’s no new brain holes. And my body staged a coup while I … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, Food is DELICIOUS, Strokes 'n' Heart Holes, Who? Me?, Wimbledizzy & Friends
Tagged 2012, About me, animals, Benjamin, cooking, denton, family, fence, food, friends, health, heart surgery, humor, Izzy, Love, mom, stroke, Wimbledon
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Tales From the Weird Kid: “You can’t, my dog’s dead…”
I have an….interesting…sense of humor. And evidently I have since I was about three years old. I started talking when I was one. In complete sentences. Just out of the blue – BAM – I’m talkin’. I wish I could … Continue reading
