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Tag Archives: behavior
Florida Woman Shot By Oven While Trying to Make Waffles…No, REALLY. THIS HAPPENED.
This jewel caught my eye this morning as I was reading up on the nasties people had to says about last night’s Oscar’s ceremony (honestly, the day-after smack talk is my favorite part of the whole thing) And I snorted … Continue reading
Posted in Guest Love, WTF
Tagged behavior, Film Drunk, florida, Guns, humor, Oscars, Waffles, WTF
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Top 5: Songs that make me act like a jackass and embarrass myself in rush-hour traffic
A little bit of killer 80′s rap and some face-melting rock is all it takes for me to pull out some epic car-dancing moves that get other commuters full-faced staring at me while we sit like corralled cattle on the … Continue reading
Posted in Epic Fails, Mix Tapes Yo, My Favorite Things, Playlists, Stuff I do...Or like...Or think about, Who? Me?, Wimbledizzy & Friends
Tagged ac/dc, behavior, bust a move, coffee, fire woman, humor, jumpin jack flash, music, rolling stones, seven nation army, shoot to thrill, Texas, the cult, white stripes, young mc
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Pearls of Wisdom from Jamie & Delma: These statements are not OSHA-approved. Also, don’t try us at home. Or ever, really.
I has not the brainal synapse fires para escribir this noon-after. Errrrr, wait a sec… *jostles-head-as-if-shaking-simming-pool-water-from-ear* smacks forehead a couple of times… RIGHT. SO. After a three-week dead run of throwing fence estimates together for folks who have put off building … Continue reading
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Tagged babies, behavior, Benjamin, besties, BOHICA, brunch, burn, Canada, cojones, crepes, Delma, denton, family, fences, friends, Genius, health, heart surgery, hipster, holidays, humor, Love, machete, orwell, Pandora, pregnancy, Slacker, stroke, Texas, The Matrix, Vertigo, weddings, winter, zombie apocalypse, Zombies
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And then we were all, “You talkin’ ta me??”
I am still insanely sleepy, so I’m begging off a “for real” post in favor of a few extra winks so I can put together something of substance mañana. However, since I’ve been so rude as to leave ya hangin’ for … Continue reading
The Monday Montage is now a thing.
It’s Monday. I’m too tired to talk. Just like last Monday, when I utterly (joyfully) spoiled myself by writing non-sentences on pictures. We are now doing this every Monday. You’re welcome. Later Alligator ;-D XOXO ~ J~
Posted in Adventures, Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Ben & Jamie Convos, Epic Fails, Who? Me?, WTF
Tagged 2012, animals, behavior, Benjamin, Dinosaur, friends, humor, kitties, like a boss
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Premeditated Spider Murder & The American Revolution
I finally filed my 2011 taxes today (10 days before the final extension deadline thank you very much, so no one can say it was at the last minute, because 10 days is so not the last minute) and I … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, Epic Fails, WTF
Tagged ADD, american revolution, arachnophobia, behavior, Benjamin, black widow, bleach, compost, don't tread on me, fire, humor, insect, outside, scotch, spider, taxes
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One Pea In A Disordered Pod
Reblogged from Black Box Warnings: When did I know I had ADHD? Although I cannot give you the specific moment in history I knew, I can tell you it was brought to my attention (pun-intended) many years ago by a client … Continue reading
Posted in Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Guest Love
Tagged ADD, babies, behavior, guest, pregnancy
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Complete sentences are for awake people.
It’s Monday. I’m too tired to talk. So montage. Because sleepy. (insert cave-lady grunt here) *Yawn* grumble-grumble….sniff (turns over). G’nights. XOXO
Posted in Adventures, Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Ben & Jamie Convos, Epic Fails, Who? Me?, WTF
Tagged 2012, About me, animals, babies, behavior, Benjamin, books, doctor, family, friends, halloween, health, hocus pocus, humor, jolly rancher, jolly roger, kitten, Love, pirates, pityriasis rosea, zombie
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