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Florida Woman Shot By Oven While Trying to Make Waffles…No, REALLY. THIS HAPPENED.

This jewel caught my eye this morning as I was reading up on the nasties people had to says about last night’s Oscar’s ceremony (honestly, the day-after smack talk is my favorite part of the whole thing) And I snorted … Continue reading

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It’s Almost Art: Study in Kitten Man-Eating Nap Technique

Barley kitten likes to chew on people to the point of exhaustion. I like to take pictures of my cats. Hence – A Study in Kitten Carnivorous Nappery. You’re welcome. Oh, and that’s my sweater-wrapped hand that she’s devouring… Adorable … Continue reading

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Top 5: Songs that make me act like a jackass and embarrass myself in rush-hour traffic

A little bit of killer 80′s rap and some face-melting rock is all it takes for me to pull out some epic car-dancing moves that get other commuters full-faced staring at me while we sit like corralled cattle on the … Continue reading

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Pearls of Wisdom from Jamie & Delma: These statements are not OSHA-approved. Also, don’t try us at home. Or ever, really.

I has not the brainal synapse fires para escribir this noon-after. Errrrr, wait a sec… *jostles-head-as-if-shaking-simming-pool-water-from-ear* smacks forehead a couple of times… RIGHT. SO. After a three-week dead run of throwing fence estimates together for folks who have put off building … Continue reading

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And then we were all, “You talkin’ ta me??”

I am still insanely sleepy, so I’m begging off a “for real” post in favor of a few extra winks so I can put together something of substance mañana. However, since I’ve been so rude as to leave ya hangin’ for … Continue reading

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The Monday Montage is now a thing.

It’s Monday. I’m too tired to talk. Just like last Monday, when I utterly (joyfully) spoiled myself by writing non-sentences on pictures. We are now doing this every Monday. You’re welcome. Later Alligator ;-D XOXO ~ J~

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Premeditated Spider Murder & The American Revolution

I finally filed my 2011 taxes today (10 days before the final extension deadline thank you very much, so no one can say it was at the last minute, because 10 days is so not the last minute) and I … Continue reading

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One Pea In A Disordered Pod

Reblogged from Black Box Warnings: When did I know I had ADHD? Although I cannot give you the specific moment in history I knew, I can tell you it was brought to my attention (pun-intended) many years ago by a client … Continue reading

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Complete sentences are for awake people.

It’s Monday. I’m too tired to talk. So montage. Because sleepy. (insert cave-lady grunt here) *Yawn* grumble-grumble….sniff (turns over). G’nights. XOXO

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I was honestly thinking more full-time awesome\ less full-time broke’n'sleepy….

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