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Pearls of Wisdom from Jamie & Delma: Willy Wonka was evidently a perv…
You guys know how I love my Delm-o. And how amazingly funny her texts are. In fact, here just recently we spent 12ish hours losing our minds over a Lost Girl marathon and texting away with maximum snark. It was … Continue reading
Posted in WTF
Tagged Delma, friends, humor, Lost Girl, Sci-Fi, snozzberry, succubus, SyFy, willy wonka
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Pearls of Wisdom from Jamie & Delma: These statements are not OSHA-approved. Also, don’t try us at home. Or ever, really.
I has not the brainal synapse fires para escribir this noon-after. Errrrr, wait a sec… *jostles-head-as-if-shaking-simming-pool-water-from-ear* smacks forehead a couple of times… RIGHT. SO. After a three-week dead run of throwing fence estimates together for folks who have put off building … Continue reading
Posted in Guest Love
Tagged babies, behavior, Benjamin, besties, BOHICA, brunch, burn, Canada, cojones, crepes, Delma, denton, family, fences, friends, Genius, health, heart surgery, hipster, holidays, humor, Love, machete, orwell, Pandora, pregnancy, Slacker, stroke, Texas, The Matrix, Vertigo, weddings, winter, zombie apocalypse, Zombies
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“I Could Never Get The Hang of Thursdays”: Weekly Damage Report
Thursday is my Monday. S–t ALWAYS goes down on Thursday. And this is one of the major reasons I love Douglas Adams - because he feels me on this one, and penned such a clever phrase!! So here’s the s–t that went … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Budgeting Like A Boss, Epic Fails, Who? Me?
Tagged banana bread, BFFs, coconut oil, cussing, falling, family, food, friends, harry potter, health, humor, nephew, pityriasis rosea, soap, taco bueno, zombie
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The Monday Montage is now a thing.
It’s Monday. I’m too tired to talk. Just like last Monday, when I utterly (joyfully) spoiled myself by writing non-sentences on pictures. We are now doing this every Monday. You’re welcome. Later Alligator ;-D XOXO ~ J~
Posted in Adventures, Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Ben & Jamie Convos, Epic Fails, Who? Me?, WTF
Tagged 2012, animals, behavior, Benjamin, Dinosaur, friends, humor, kitties, like a boss
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“I Could Never Get The Hang of Thursdays”: Weekly Damage Report
Thursday is my Monday. S–t ALWAYS goes down on Thursday. And this is one of the major reasons I love Douglas Adams - because he feels me on this one, and penned such a clever phrase!! So here’s the s–t that went … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Budgeting Like A Boss, Epic Fails, Who? Me?
Tagged banana bread, BFFs, coconut oil, cussing, falling, family, food, friends, harry potter, health, humor, nephew, pityriasis rosea, soap, taco bueno, zombie
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Complete sentences are for awake people.
It’s Monday. I’m too tired to talk. So montage. Because sleepy. (insert cave-lady grunt here) *Yawn* grumble-grumble….sniff (turns over). G’nights. XOXO
Posted in Adventures, Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Ben & Jamie Convos, Epic Fails, Who? Me?, WTF
Tagged 2012, About me, animals, babies, behavior, Benjamin, books, doctor, family, friends, halloween, health, hocus pocus, humor, jolly rancher, jolly roger, kitten, Love, pirates, pityriasis rosea, zombie
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So my flip flop sucks for time travel, and I am a detergent samurai now.
Right, so….there was this wormhole, and I got sucked into it when my left flip flop morphed into a portal that intended to transport me to an alternate dimension. Only flip flops are notoriously unreliable as far a time/space travel … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Budgeting Like A Boss, Epic Fails, Learning stuff is muy bueno, Science Shiz, Stuff I do...Or like...Or think about
Tagged Benjamin, Budget, cupcakes, detergent, Dinosaur, DIY, fabric softener, family, friends, humor, presents, shopping
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My Inner Child is a Demented Ballerina
So, if I don’t take my ADD medicine for awhile, or if I’m not able to manage it by other methods (see: arranging your environment), then I slowly twirl off into a delightful brand of my own psychosis which has … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Epic Fails, Learning stuff is muy bueno, Stuff I do...Or like...Or think about, WTF
Tagged About me, ADD, backup, behavior, coffee, Cookies, daddy, family, friends, humor, inner child, Intuniv, outside, pants, pharmacy, science, tutu, work
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A Best Friend Jumps on Your Dementia Train and Convinces You You’re Awesome
I am severely lacking in sleep. I was so tired today I didn’t have a personality. And I forgot my lunch, so I was a pissy, hungry person without a personality. And then this happened, and I laughed so hard … Continue reading
Posted in Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Guest Love, Stuff I do...Or like...Or think about, Who? Me?, WTF
Tagged ADD, behavior, besties, convos, friends, humor
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Dallas 2012 ComiCon is HERE!! YOU NEED A MONTAGE!!
In honor of this year’s ComiCon you get a 2011 montage of all things awesome encountered last year…and mostly comic related – some are just in there because they are HILARIOUS. Consider this the trailer for the upcoming mass of … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Book Love, Movies!!, My Favorite Things, Stuff I do...Or like...Or think about
Tagged 2012, behavior, Benjamin, ComiCon, comics, Dallas, friends, humor, Love, news, shopping, Texas
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