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My Inner Child is a Demented Ballerina

So, if I don’t take my ADD medicine for awhile, or if I’m not able to manage it by other methods (see: arranging your environment), then I slowly twirl off into a delightful brand of my own psychosis which has … Continue reading

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Life lesson 5,237: You should always wear pants while riding in the car.

Welcome to  “The Thirty Year Old Me’s” first guest post on I Thought This Would Be Easier blog!! The creator of this magnificent prose is Elyse and she’s not just being funny for the sake of guest posting, so don’t forget … Continue reading

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Craigslist: Forts for Sale

Sooooo, I finally scored the fort (aka Pack’n’Play) I wanted for nephew L.J. today!! I’ve been searching and searching, and many met my price range – but the vibes were all wrong. Well. Last night I saw a post (sans … Continue reading

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“I Could Never Get The Hang of Thursdays”: Weekly pros and cons

Thursday is my Monday. Shit ALWAYS goes down on Thursday. And this is one of the major reasons I love Douglas Adams – because he feels me on this one, and penned such a clever phrase!! So here’s the shit … Continue reading

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Things I Do That Make Me Look Neither Pretty Nor Smart: Epic Falls

Yeah. That says epic FALLS. Not epic FAILS. But this is really both… I am not graceful. I cannot make it through a day with out tripping over, or running into, an inanimate object. My legs are never tanned and … Continue reading

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Emergency Sugary Snacks: Open in the event of stress-face

I’ve been exercising. And eating lots of protein. And not eating cupcakes, AT ALL (this goes against my very nature). Thus, I has a sad – and some MAJOR sugar cravings. This has been partially alleviated by Jells and the amazing … Continue reading

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Pavement Adventures: Parte Deux

 Side Bar: When you get to the bottom of this post, I don’t know why Bob Marley’s so ginormous – I tried to format him to match everyone else, but he wasn’t havin’ it. I think it’s kind of apropos … Continue reading

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The Great Switcheroo!!: Traveling Potty Training Party

It’s Switcheroo Day!! Because we remembered it’s Thursday!! HUZZAH!! Jells and the rest of the clan went home Tuesday, and I miss them already!! Thank baby cheeses we’ve got this internet jazz to make it seem like they’re not so … Continue reading

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WHEW!! Sorries y’all!!

I’m so sorry I haven’t posted anything in so many days!! It’s been adventure city here in Dentopia!! I’ll give you a quick run-down and try to do future posts on some of the topics, ’cause there’s definitely some hilarious … Continue reading

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Ben & Jamie Convos: Synonyms for Pants

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