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2013: The Year of Baby-Makin’
We’re going to see the baby doctor tomorrow now that it’s all safe for me, and I’m so happy that I just can’t even talk about it. I have to not think about it. It’s the year of baby-makin’ y’all!! … Continue reading
Posted in Science Shiz, Strokes 'n' Heart Holes
Tagged babies, Benjamin, family, heart surgery, humor, Love, pregnancy, stroke
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Pearls of Wisdom from Jamie & Delma: These statements are not OSHA-approved. Also, don’t try us at home. Or ever, really.
I has not the brainal synapse fires para escribir this noon-after. Errrrr, wait a sec… *jostles-head-as-if-shaking-simming-pool-water-from-ear* smacks forehead a couple of times… RIGHT. SO. After a three-week dead run of throwing fence estimates together for folks who have put off building … Continue reading
Posted in Guest Love
Tagged babies, behavior, Benjamin, besties, BOHICA, brunch, burn, Canada, cojones, crepes, Delma, denton, family, fences, friends, Genius, health, heart surgery, hipster, holidays, humor, Love, machete, orwell, Pandora, pregnancy, Slacker, stroke, Texas, The Matrix, Vertigo, weddings, winter, zombie apocalypse, Zombies
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“I Could Never Get The Hang of Thursdays”: Weekly Damage Assessment
Thursday is my Monday. Shit ALWAYS goes down on Thursday. And this is one of the major reasons I love Douglas Adams – because he feels me on this one, and penned such a clever phrase!! So here’s the shit … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, Behavior, We're All Guilty of It, Epic Fails, Who? Me?
Tagged animals, babies, denton, health, humor, Izzy, nephew, outside, poop, stroke, Thursday, work
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Things I Do That Make Me Look Neither Pretty Nor Smart: Epic Falls
Yeah. That says epic FALLS. Not epic FAILS. But this is really both… I am not graceful. I cannot make it through a day with out tripping over, or running into, an inanimate object. My legs are never tanned and … Continue reading
Posted in Epic Fails, Learning stuff is muy bueno, Strokes 'n' Heart Holes, Stuff I do...Or like...Or think about, Who? Me?, Wimbledizzy & Friends, WTF
Tagged About me, behavior, Benjamin, denton, fail, family, heart, humor, Izzy, Love, outside, pants, sister, stroke, Wimbledon
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I’m okay. Like for reals. I’m finally okay.
So everybody and their grandma knows I had a stroke last October, and heart surgery in December. I’ve tried to tackle all of it the best way I know how: with a whole lot of perseverance and a shit ton … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, Strokes 'n' Heart Holes, Who? Me?
Tagged 2012, family, health, heart surgery, humor, Love, pregnancy, stroke
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The Great Switcheroo: Pep Talks for Preggs, Strokes/Heart Recovery & Normies
Good Afternoon dearies!! It’s Switcheroo Day!! Which is now Friday, because Jell Jell has baby brain, and preggo blergs, and trying to cram her weekly pregnancy update AND the switcheroo into Thursdays was just not working. Her brain staged a … Continue reading
Posted in The Great Switcheroo
Tagged babies, behavior, challenge, coffee, family, health, heart surgery, humor, pregnancy, stroke, yoga
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So tomorrow’s a new day right? A different day? Promise?
Aaargh. I feel muy terriblé. I went for my follow up MRI’s today. Of my brains. To make sure the old brain hole is aging properly, and that there’s no new brain holes. And my body staged a coup while I … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, Food is DELICIOUS, Strokes 'n' Heart Holes, Who? Me?, Wimbledizzy & Friends
Tagged 2012, About me, animals, Benjamin, cooking, denton, family, fence, food, friends, health, heart surgery, humor, Izzy, Love, mom, stroke, Wimbledon
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Nose…Grindstone…Aaarrghh
I got up at 4:30am this morning to go to work. Erm…In case you missed it, IT’S SATURDAY. Way harsh. But Daddy’s really sick you guys – he’s got a bronchial infection and an abscessed tooth. Well, had an abscessed tooth … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, Who? Me?
Tagged brochitis, daddy, family, fence, heart surgery, humor, stroke, tooth abscess, work
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Recovering from heart surgery is complete crap.
Being sick for a year is bullshiz mang – and I’ve still got 10.5 months to go. I’ve been so excited because it’s 98 days since my stroke, and 51 days since my heart surgery. So as far as I’m … Continue reading
Listography: Top Photos of 2011
UPDATED: 01/03/11 1:31pm I’ve been wanting to do one of these for ages. My cousin Jells at I’ll Sleep When They’re Grown Blog frequently rocks out Kate Takes 5‘s challenges, and I’m super stoked to finally find one that I … Continue reading
Posted in Adventures, My Favorite Things, Strokes 'n' Heart Holes, Who? Me?, Wimbledizzy & Friends
Tagged 2011, 2012, Benjamin, friends, heart surgery, humor, Love, nephew, stroke
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